Episodes

Monday Dec 21, 2020
#030 - Santa's BROKE This Year || CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Happy Holidays! In this episode we analyze the entire gift giving process from whens the right time to start giving gifts and how much $$$ to spend to how NOT to spice up your gift to make it look more expensive. We talk the do's and don't of presents: like not being that asshole that says "we're not giving gifts" then gets a gift, & the ultimate failed gifts... like Alessia buying 300$ worth of the most useless gift card on planet earth. Veronica's explains her birthday luck of winning tickets on the radio after seeing a sign from her "guardian angels" and failed first time meeting his mom when you happen to be naked in bed with him...

Sunday Dec 13, 2020
#029 - Cult Survivor Finds Her Freedom In STRIPPING
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
In this episode we chat with the beautiful & inspiring Xanthia about her journey to freedom and self-love. She speaks about her experience and struggles of entering a cult at a very young age, from being pushed into an abusive marriage at 19 with someone 10 years older to how she managed to break free. After that, the world was her oyster (literally $$) and she was able to live freely studying Psychology by day and being a badass STRIPPER by night. She found empowerment on stage and passion off of it, using her degree to make peace with her trauma and help people in their own vulnerable situations.

Monday Dec 07, 2020
#028 - I Have CORONAVIRUS
Monday Dec 07, 2020
Monday Dec 07, 2020
In this episode we talk about how we're BOTH stuck in quarantine because Alessia got Coronavirus and gave it to Veronica's bf. Or vice-versa...depends who you ask. We talk symptoms, who's to blame and what it's like being trapped a room 24/7. From testing for COVID to testing for STD's we have some hilarious stories, like running into the person you're sleeping with at the STD clinic (at this point just crawl into a ball and die). We also chat gambling and what it's like working at the casino and the roller coaster of events that come along with it, like someone winning big $$$ and the people around them asking for a piece of the pie.

Sunday Nov 29, 2020
#027 - Sent Someone My WORN Panties
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
In this episode we talk JEALOUSY. From gaining trust to going through your partners phone, how to figure out what is tolerable and what isn't (like : should he block his ex?). We also chat the rules when it comes to a friend dating your ex & bfs liking half naked pictures on instagram. Last but not least we talk doing what it takes when you're broke & selling your underwear and how Veronica sent her panties across the world and *spoiler alert* they got LOST IN THE MAIL.

Monday Nov 23, 2020
#026 - How To Hustle Like Andy Manaras: YOUNG, Rich & Successful
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Young, successful, entrepreneur Andy Manaras talks his journey to success. From taking a company out of near bankruptcy to now being an investor in multiple businesses. Andy tells us what stands in the way of success and how to overcome those obstacles so you can one day own a Ferrari Portofino just like him. We talk why being consistent and taking breaks is so important and how to stay motivated in rough times *cough* a global fkn pandemic *cough*.

Monday Nov 16, 2020
#025 - Are YOU Type A or Type B Personality?
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Because who doesn't love asking the internet to categorize you into one of two options? In this episode we take a test to see if we're type A or type B personality, what they mean and which one is better (the only test Alessia scored better on than Veronica). We also chat sex shops, weird sex toys (involves a mattress pump...kind of) and what happens when you run into your dad on the worst Walk Of Shame™️ of your life.

Monday Nov 09, 2020
#024 - How To Keep The SPARK Alive & Overcome Insecurities
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Monday Nov 09, 2020
In this episode we share the secret to a long lasting relationship and how to keep the attraction alive, especially important when you're stuck in quarantine. Overcome insecurities is a long journey but we give some tips on loving yourself and how that impacts your relationship. We also chat our worst kissing experiences and overcoming our fear of d*cks (sorry but they're just not that cute).

Monday Nov 02, 2020
#023 - Couple Tattoos & Breaking Up
Monday Nov 02, 2020
Monday Nov 02, 2020
Let's face it, we've all toyed with the idea of getting a cute couples tattoo, but they don't say wait till marriage for no reason (and EVEN at that). In this episode we chat what happens when you ignore everyone's advice and get the tattoo anyway, and then end up breaking up. From tattoo removals to the worst hair cuts we've ever had, this episode takes us back to our lowest points. PS. make sure if you're getting matching tattoos with someone, they get it at the same time as you.

Monday Oct 26, 2020
#022 - My House Was Haunted || HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Monday Oct 26, 2020
BOO. In this special episode we get spooky af and talk about halloween, playing ouija board and how Veronica accidentally got her house haunted... for 3 years. If you don't believe in ghosts you just might after this episode. We also rate halloween candies (can we all agree candy corn is BOTTOM FKN TIER?) and discuss whether or not drugging kids candy is a myth our parents told us. Happy halloween b*tches!

Monday Oct 19, 2020
#021 - When To Drop The L Word
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
In this episode we speak about our favourite L word. Linguini you ask? No. Love, obviously. (But linguini is a close second). We try to come up with a theory of when would be the right time to tell someone you love them and what to do if they don't say it back right away (apart from k*ll them). We share our experiences for you to either learn from (never say ILY on a road trip) or laugh at. We also chat silly nose bleed stories, celebrity kids and being allergic to traditional men.