Episodes
Monday Feb 08, 2021
#34 - Worst Proposal EVER... Valentine's Day Special
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Happy V-DAY b*tches! If youāre one of those salty āI hate valentineās dayā people.. then sorry thereās no room for you here. We talk our best and worst valentineās day gifts and the absolute DONāTs of wedding proposals. From choosing bridesmaids when you have a big family to bridezillas who chose the ugliest dresses for their bridal party, we get real AF on weddings. Different cultures, means different ritualsā¦ like converting or the infamous envelop you slip the bride at an Italian wedding. (And be careful, thereās always a Zia watching and calculating how much you gave!) We also talk how, why and when to communicate your long term plans with a new partner, so pull out your note pads!
Monday Feb 01, 2021
#33 - Hannah Ann From Bachelor EXPOSED (+ Our Best Business Tips)
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
In this episode we chat about starting your own business and the not-so-fun things that come along with it. But don't worry, we share some A1 tips for you to learn from our mistakes! We spilled the scorching hot tea about gifting products to celebs & what happens when one *cough* Hannah Ann *cough* decides to completely ghost you after receiving your product. We also talk about fake product endorsements, Ali Baba struggles (" Hi Dear") & if Kim K is single then who's her next catch? Spoiler: Veronica's BF thinks he has a chance.
Monday Jan 25, 2021
#032 - Traumatized By D*ck Flasher
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
SEASON TWO, we are back b*tches and better than ever! In this episode we get right down to business and talk a traumatizing experience of basically being sexually assaulted through a window. Since 2021 hit off WITHOUT a bang, we get deep about feeling behind in life and how to stop trying to follow the deadlines our 14 year old selves created, and focus on the present in our relationships & careers. We also chat about if blocking someone is immature, the worst way to get someone's attention on IG & manifestation hacks. Also, my doctor called me fat. That's all.
Monday Dec 28, 2020
Season Finale - Why New Years Is OVERRATED #FirstChallenge
Monday Dec 28, 2020
Monday Dec 28, 2020
2020 is (finally) ending and so is season one! We hit this episode off with a bang with the origin story of how the Chemical X Podcast came to be and why you should f*ck what people think and do what you want. We chat receiving fake designer gifts to how to deal with a friend breakup and why it can be more hurtful than a relationship break up. We also talk about why New Years Eve is the worst and reminisce on our most iconic firsts: First Job Aspiration, First Job, First Time Sneaking Out, First Time Sneaking Out & First Break Up.
Monday Dec 21, 2020
#030 - Santa's BROKE This Year || CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Happy Holidays! In this episode we analyze the entire gift giving process from whens the right time to start giving gifts and how much $$$ to spend to how NOT to spice up your gift to make it look more expensive. We talk the do's and don't of presents: like not being that asshole that says "we're not giving gifts" then gets a gift, & the ultimate failed gifts... like Alessia buying 300$ worth of the most useless gift card on planet earth. Veronica's explains her birthday luck of winning tickets on the radio after seeing a sign from her "guardian angels" and failed first time meeting his mom when you happen to be naked in bed with him...
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
#029 - Cult Survivor Finds Her Freedom In STRIPPING
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
Sunday Dec 13, 2020
In this episode we chat with the beautiful & inspiring Xanthia about her journey to freedom and self-love. She speaks about her experience and struggles of entering a cult at a very young age, from being pushed into an abusive marriage at 19 with someone 10 years older to how she managed to break free. After that, the world was her oyster (literally $$) and she was able to live freely studying Psychology by day and being a badass STRIPPER by night. She found empowerment on stage and passion off of it, using her degree to make peace with her trauma and help people in their own vulnerable situations.
Monday Dec 07, 2020
#028 - I Have CORONAVIRUS
Monday Dec 07, 2020
Monday Dec 07, 2020
In this episode we talk about how we're BOTH stuck in quarantine because Alessia got Coronavirus and gave it to Veronica's bf. Or vice-versa...depends who you ask. We talk symptoms, who's to blame and what it's like being trapped a room 24/7. From testing for COVID to testing for STD's we have some hilarious stories, like running into the person you're sleeping with at the STD clinic (at this point just crawl into a ball and die). We also chat gambling and what it's like working at the casino and the roller coaster of events that come along with it, like someone winning big $$$ and the people around them asking for a piece of the pie.
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
#027 - Sent Someone My WORN Panties
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
In this episode we talk JEALOUSY. From gaining trust to going through your partners phone, how to figure out what is tolerable and what isn't (like : should he block his ex?). We also chat the rules when it comes to a friend dating your ex & bfs liking half naked pictures on instagram. Last but not least we talk doing what it takes when you're broke & selling your underwear and how Veronica sent her panties across the world and *spoiler alert* they got LOST IN THE MAIL.
Monday Nov 23, 2020
#026 - How To Hustle Like Andy Manaras: YOUNG, Rich & Successful
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Young, successful, entrepreneur Andy Manaras talks his journey to success. From taking a company out of near bankruptcy to now being an investor in multiple businesses. Andy tells us what stands in the way of success and how to overcome those obstacles so you can one day own a Ferrari Portofino just like him. We talk why being consistent and taking breaks is so important and how to stay motivated in rough times *cough* a global fkn pandemic *cough*.
Monday Nov 16, 2020
#025 - Are YOU Type A or Type B Personality?
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Because who doesn't love asking the internet to categorize you into one of two options? In this episode we take a test to see if we're type A or type B personality, what they mean and which one is better (the only test Alessia scored better on than Veronica). We also chat sex shops, weird sex toys (involves a mattress pump...kind of) and what happens when you run into your dad on the worst Walk Of Shameā¢ļø of your life.