Episodes

Monday Jan 17, 2022
#80 - Predicting Your Future & Jumping Into Alternate Realities?
Monday Jan 17, 2022
Monday Jan 17, 2022
In this episode, we start off by catching up with all the crazy things that have been going on since Alessia's trip to Miami. Veronica talks the worst DM she recently got & being haunted by an ex... that isn't even her own. Next we talk the FUTURE!!! Veronica chats her upcoming trip to LA & redoing her acting headshots and Alessia talks how she scarily keeps predicting/manifesting her future. You know we loveeee to manifest and just figured out a new way called "quantum jumping" where you essentially jump into an alternate reality. After testing it out (lol) we realize why it's so important to have a clear vision of exactly (and i mean EXACTLY) what you want in the future.
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Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
#79 - WORST DATE EVER & Getting Caught Stealing
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
In this episode we start off by talking about how mean kids can be when they just straight up insult you for no reason. Next, we chat the embarrassing moment when you have the security tag on your clothes and everyone thinks you're stealing and why Veronica is still traumatized by her experienced getting caught ACTUALLY stealing. Alessia finally explains the worst date she's ever had and being stuck in New York with him and how she got out of it... just to end up going back for his friend which, obviously, didn't work out very well either 😂
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Monday Jan 03, 2022
#78 - Become A Millionaire By Selling Your FARTS
Monday Jan 03, 2022
Monday Jan 03, 2022
In this episode, we start off by talking about the embarrassing things that can happen when selling on Kijiji, like Alessia accidentally sending a thirst trap pic to a buyer and Veronica needing to hack into her own computer. Next Alessia tells how she accidentally stole someones phone in New York and resold it for more or less 2$. Then we get into Stephanie Matto's story, of how she's making thousands by selling her farts in a jar & what our limits are when it comes to becoming a millionaire (spoiler: there's not that many 😂 )
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Monday Dec 27, 2021
#77 - New Years RESOLUTIONS To Upgrade Your Life
Monday Dec 27, 2021
Monday Dec 27, 2021
In this episode, we start off with our fails of the week. Alessia missed the appointment she's been waiting months for and then the universe basically told her to get her shit together. Veronica got accused of pouring out someone's alcohol at work and still hasn't recovered. Next we get into our 2022 resolutions/goals. Everything from; stopping to gossip with friends, setting standards with our life & being more on time. Lastly, Alessia decides to make her own list of resolutions for Veronica and she returns the favour (lmao). HAPPY NEW YEARS ❤️
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Monday Dec 20, 2021
#76 -SURVIVING CHRISTMAS | Regifting, Meeting The Family & WORST Gifts
Monday Dec 20, 2021
Monday Dec 20, 2021
Christmas is around the corner & you know what that means... so is debt. To start off we chat Veronica's crazy birthday bash & her iconic (and embarrassing) speech. Next we get into the truth about the holidays and how to survive this hectic time of year. We talk everything from best & worst gift ideas and introducing your bf/gf to the family for the first time. Alessia talks her failed experience regifting and Veronica complains about the struggle of living in a divorced family. Lastly, we give tips for anyone who might be feeling lonely or going through a hard time during the holidays! WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST HOLIDAY SEASON AND LOTS OF LOVE ❤️
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Monday Dec 13, 2021
#75 - Dating The ”GOOD” Guy, Period Sex & Nipple Piercings
Monday Dec 13, 2021
Monday Dec 13, 2021
In this episode, we chat what happens when you date the stereotypical good guys - you know, the one that all your friends & family love but you just don't have that spark with. Sometimes it can be hard to leave such a "perfect" guy but we talk why you actually should. We also talks our experience with nipple piercings ( like someone taking it off while Alessia was sleeping 😳 ) & what happens when you use the ~ period ~ excuse too much. Also, are we really that into period sex?
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Monday Dec 06, 2021
#74 - Dating Abroad, Rumours & Rekindling Friendships ft. Mirco
Monday Dec 06, 2021
Monday Dec 06, 2021
In this episode, we're joined by our longtime best friend Mirco Vizzaccaro. We start off by addressing the fact that Alessia & Mirco went through a pretty serious friend breakup but have recently rekindled & are closer than ever. We spoke about what happened, what made them decide to move past it & how it affected the rest of the friend group. We also talk their recent trip to London and what the dating scene is like out there and why they're looking for love everywhere but in MTL (sorry guys). Lastly, we chat rumours we've heard about ourselves, prepping for dates and hilarious dating stories.
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Monday Nov 29, 2021
#73 - HYPERGAMY (Dating Rich) & Masculine VS. Feminine Energy
Monday Nov 29, 2021
Monday Nov 29, 2021
In this episode, we get into it with a hot new topic : HYPERGAMY ( Marrying or dating someone in a higher social class than you ... e.i. dating rich) We chat what it's like when the ~traditional~ tables are turned and the women is earning more than the man and how it impacts the relationship. We also talk how masculine & feminine energy comes into play and how your culture & upbringing might affect which energy you hold more of. Veronica shares her theory on how Italian women have more masculine energy and Alessia drops a bomb about her grandmother running away from Italy and how it affected the family dynamic. Lastly, we give you some tips on how to get back into your element if you're feeling unbalanced. xx
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Monday Nov 22, 2021
#72 - Kim K & Pete Davidson Theory (+ Why Hot Girls Fail Their Driving Test)
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Monday Nov 22, 2021
In this episode we start off addressing the rumours... not ours, y'all stay safe tho lol. Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson are rumoured to be dating, so we share our theories on why/why not we think it's true. Are we entering an era of skinny boys & BBL girlfriends? If so, we chat if skinny boys might be more toxic and why the lankier the boy, the longer the..... Veronica talks her lanky skater boy experience and how he even wrote a song about her (lol). Lastly, we talk why hot girls always fail their driving test at least once & going to London!
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Monday Nov 15, 2021
#71 - Red Flags In WOMEN & Breaking The Dating Rules
Monday Nov 15, 2021
Monday Nov 15, 2021
In this episode we were joined by fellow podcaster & comedian, Marcel Williams. He came prepared with a (alarmingly) long list of what he thinks are major red flags in women. Everything from where her tattoos should be placed to how many times she calls her parents. Marcel also talks using seeking arrangements and his untraditional dating style: overly-honest & straight to the point. Lastly, we debate wether or not you should sleep together on the first date and why so many relationships fail after the honeymoon stage.
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